A Better Squirrel Trap

This afternoon, after lunch (a can of chicken noodle soup and a glass of tomato juice), I decided to try out my new squirrel trap. I filled Annie's mouth with acorns, duct-taped her arms to her sides, and hung her upside down from her balcony flag-pole. She hardly struggled. Huh? Oh. Yeah. The acorns are full of poison. Heh. That ought to take care of the little bastards.